omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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