I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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