I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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