If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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