Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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