I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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