I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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