chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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