This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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