the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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