Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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