it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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