Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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