If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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