she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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