i just google imaged poop.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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