I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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