Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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