just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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