ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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