it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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