Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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