How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
There was a lot of him and a little penis
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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