in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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