I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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