I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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