my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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