just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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