we're blogging at a bar
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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