ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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