i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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