when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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