Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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