What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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