I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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