I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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