i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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