Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize