i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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