I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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