I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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