yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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