No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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