I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
So. Much. Porn.
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