Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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