Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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