She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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