Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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