yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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