everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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