take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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