how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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