gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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